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| That's Turk.... honest. |
Opening crawl
After narrowly escaping a deadly shootout on the streets of Mos Eisley, the group of badly wounded rebels board the Ithorian herd ship Bazaar with a new lease on life.
Much has changed in the galaxy during the two years they spent in the belly of the hellish sarlaac monster, including Hal Brunchkiller, who now thinks he’s some kind of Jedi knight.
The massive herd rumbles as it prepares to enter hyperspace and leave Tatooine and its twin suns far, far behind...
For good...
For real...
Honest... we really aren’t going back there again...
What? You want to go back?... but there is an ENTIRE FREAKING GALAXY!!! WHY DO WE HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON TATOOINE?
It's like the galactic equivalent of South Dakota... No offense to South Dakotans.
Oh, who am I kidding? There are no South Dakotans that will ever read this, but that’s my point! Tatooine is the freakin’ sticks! There's New York! There's LA! DC!!!! No, you wanna go back to Bismarck?
Okay, Bismarck is actually North Dakota, but did YOU know that? Did you?
Okay fine, we'll go back to Tatooine eventually. Just not right now. We've got more important things to do. Like find that medical center, and then try to reestablish contact with the Rebel Alliance....
